This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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