i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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