You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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