I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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