your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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