On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
