i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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