Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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