i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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