So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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