Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
