just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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