How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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