Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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