How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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