and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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