C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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