grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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