Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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