They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
