Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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