brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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