Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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