i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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