We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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