Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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