Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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