Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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