Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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