If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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