This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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