Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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