You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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