dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
where am i from again
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
