And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
A bitchslap is in order.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
