how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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