I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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