porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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