wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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