I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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