I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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