I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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