TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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