You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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