yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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