handjob tips. give me some.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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