Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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