remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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