well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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