He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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