are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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