Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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