Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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