Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
