So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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