The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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