You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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